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☾Day #113: M o r e U n i v e r s i t y puns

☾Day #113: M o r e U n i v e r s i t y puns

☛My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

☞My grade in Marine Biology is below sea-level.

☛Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.

☞I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.

☛I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.

☞I nailed my wood-shop test.

☛I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.

☞I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.

☛The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter

☞I like my statistical data median rare.

☛Length times width times height speaks volumes.

☞The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune.

☛'Because' is a word to the whys.

☞Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

☛The student had such a big assignment,

        ☞he had to burn his kindle at both ends.

☛The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam.

        ☞Now she has to take a Make Up exam.

☛The grammarian was very logical.

        ☞He had a lot of comma sense.

☛I knew I'd passed my thermodynamics exam,

        ☞when the people who mark the degrees centigrade.

☛When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together,

        ☞they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'

☛Why do people study gravity?

        ☞It's a pretty attractive field.

☛When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol,

        ☞there was not a dry aye in the house.

☛The student was an aggressive learner -

        ☞he hit the books.

☛I was studying in an apiary class.

        ☞This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.

☛The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award,

        ☞but he did receive a constellation prize.

☛I got kicked out of cartoon art school.

         ☞I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.

[I love the way my brother thinks, because his nick name is "moon" and he wants to get a moon tattoo on his arse, so that he can start mooning people and his friends can go "moon just mooned me with his moon". I sometimes really love my brother]