☾Day #113: M o r e U n i v e r s i t y puns
☛My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
☞My grade in Marine Biology is below sea-level.
☛Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.
☞I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
☛I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.
☞I nailed my wood-shop test.
☛I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
☞I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.
☛The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter
☞I like my statistical data median rare.
☛Length times width times height speaks volumes.
☞The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune.
☛'Because' is a word to the whys.
☞Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.
☛The student had such a big assignment,
☞he had to burn his kindle at both ends.
☛The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam.
☞Now she has to take a Make Up exam.
☛The grammarian was very logical.
☞He had a lot of comma sense.
☛I knew I'd passed my thermodynamics exam,
☞when the people who mark the degrees centigrade.
☛When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together,
☞they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'
☛Why do people study gravity?
☞It's a pretty attractive field.
☛When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol,
☞there was not a dry aye in the house.
☛The student was an aggressive learner -
☞he hit the books.
☛I was studying in an apiary class.
☞This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.
☛The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award,
☞but he did receive a constellation prize.
☛I got kicked out of cartoon art school.
☞I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
[I love the way my brother thinks, because his nick name is "moon" and he wants to get a moon tattoo on his arse, so that he can start mooning people and his friends can go "moon just mooned me with his moon". I sometimes really love my brother]
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