‡Day #151: P a s t a & M e a t & B a l l s puns
৳Those who make balls of wool for a living like to come home and unwind.
₪If you try and steal some meat from someone at a restaurant,
৳a schnitzel tell on you.
₪Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
৳Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime.
₪I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section,
৳must be my short attention spam.
₪The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride.
৳Animals are slaughtered for meat at a tender age.
₪Charles fell into the meat grinder.
৳Now he's ground Chuck.
₪Spoiled meat is a dead loss.
৳An explosion at the meat packing plant caused quite a meatier shower.
₪The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and
৳got a little behind in his work.
₪For meat some people eat lamb and mutton else.
৳Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.
₪He became a vegetarian because
৳he couldn't make ends meat.
₪Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.
৳When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve.
₪When news that a meat shipment was coming reached the gold rush you could stake your claim
৳and then claim your steak
₪It's not that the man did not know how to juggle,
৳he just didn't have the balls to do it.
₪The place that made rubber balls almost went bankrupt,
৳but they bounced back.
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