❒Day #164: S t a r & W a r s puns
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends!
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
A: Wookieeleaks
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: What do Gungans put things in?
A: Jar Jars.
Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
A: He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
[I'd like to use this moment to give a shout out to my crush who one day just randomly texted me "Sky-diving without a parachute is a once in a life time opportunity" like two weeks ago.
Oh and today's puns are in honor of the trailer that just came out]
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