Puns.2

✍Day #134: H o m e & w o r k puns

✍Day #134: H o m e & w o r k puns-- because that's what I'm supposed to be doing at the moment.

☽The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.

✘A homeless person joining in a riot can basically be heard as a vague rant.

☽Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?

✘Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted.

☽The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil.

✘Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living.

☽When the investor came home from work he was spent.

✘I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

☽The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite

✘I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly

☽When the investor came home from work he was spent.

✘We are out of light bulbs.

        ☽Our home faces a dim outlook.

✘When the Dalmatian ran away,

        ☽he was spotted two blocks from home.

✘Since I went to work in the plumbing department of the home center,

        ☽I have developed a multi-fauceted personality disorder.

✘After 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road.

        ☽I thought it would probably be safer to make the basket at home.

✘Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper,

        ☽take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

✘If you think guests really enjoy your home movies,

        ☽you are probably projecting.

✘If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands,

         ☽it is callous indifference.

✘After manually rotating the heavy machinery,

        ☽the worker grew very cranky.

✘The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work.

        ☽He was a limberjack.

✘My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth.

        ☽He was abscessive compulsive

✘My computer's mouse wouldn't work.

        ☽Then it clicked.

✘I refuse to work with compost,

        ☽it's degrading

✘How do construction workers party?

        ☽They raise the roof.

✘f you want a big bang for your dollar,

        ☽buying balloons is okay,

                ✘but buying wood to build a fireworks.

[my theatre teacher brought in two of her dancer friends, and they taught us this one hip hop dance, and I had a lot of fun. and I'm really greatful to have my theatre teacher as my theatre teacher.]