✍Day #134: H o m e & w o r k puns-- because that's what I'm supposed to be doing at the moment.
☽The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.
✘A homeless person joining in a riot can basically be heard as a vague rant.
☽Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?
✘Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted.
☽The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil.
✘Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living.
☽When the investor came home from work he was spent.
✘I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
☽The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite
✘I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly
☽When the investor came home from work he was spent.
✘We are out of light bulbs.
☽Our home faces a dim outlook.
✘When the Dalmatian ran away,
☽he was spotted two blocks from home.
✘Since I went to work in the plumbing department of the home center,
☽I have developed a multi-fauceted personality disorder.
✘After 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road.
☽I thought it would probably be safer to make the basket at home.
✘Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper,
☽take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
✘If you think guests really enjoy your home movies,
☽you are probably projecting.
✘If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands,
☽it is callous indifference.
✘After manually rotating the heavy machinery,
☽the worker grew very cranky.
✘The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work.
☽He was a limberjack.
✘My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth.
☽He was abscessive compulsive
✘My computer's mouse wouldn't work.
☽Then it clicked.
✘I refuse to work with compost,
☽it's degrading
✘How do construction workers party?
☽They raise the roof.
✘f you want a big bang for your dollar,
☽buying balloons is okay,
✘but buying wood to build a fireworks.
[my theatre teacher brought in two of her dancer friends, and they taught us this one hip hop dance, and I had a lot of fun. and I'm really greatful to have my theatre teacher as my theatre teacher.]
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