☂Day #128: M o r e B o o k puns

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Day #128: M o r e B o o k puns

☈The book had a hint of foreshadowing.

✉When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked.

☈A young man visited the librarian every day so he could get into her good books.

✉Librarians are always going by the book.

☈A book store and clothing store merged under the name text-aisles.

✉An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure thebooks are not cooked.

☈A little boy was so full of energy that even when he read a book it was a hyper text.

✉A librarian caught stealing had the book thrown at her and was put in a three storey jail.

☈A book called 'Current Trends in Wiring your House' turned out to be a shocking failure.

✉An unusual medical book is one which has no appendix.

☈The book about Teflon contained no frictional characters.

✉The student was an aggressive learner -

        ☈he hit the books.

✉When she made Mario Puzo's books required reading for her class,

        ☈she made him an author they couldn't refuse.

✉During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on.

        ☈These are the tomes that dry men's soles.

✉The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his bookon cappuccino's.

        ☈It said it was all froth and no substance.

✉On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books,

        ☈and the rest is history.

✉A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party.

        That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.

[I AM SO HAPPY AT MY YESTERDAY SELF FOR DOING THIS FOR TODAY, BECAUSE I JUST CAME HOME FROM MY ROCK CLIMBING FIELD TRIP [that's been cancelled at least twice before, because of the weather] AND I AM SO TIRED AND I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK, AND YAY MY YESTERDAY SELF.]

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