☂Day #128: M o r e B o o k puns
☈The book had a hint of foreshadowing.
✉When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked.
☈A young man visited the librarian every day so he could get into her good books.
✉Librarians are always going by the book.
☈A book store and clothing store merged under the name text-aisles.
✉An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure thebooks are not cooked.
☈A little boy was so full of energy that even when he read a book it was a hyper text.
✉A librarian caught stealing had the book thrown at her and was put in a three storey jail.
☈A book called 'Current Trends in Wiring your House' turned out to be a shocking failure.
✉An unusual medical book is one which has no appendix.
☈The book about Teflon contained no frictional characters.
✉The student was an aggressive learner -
☈he hit the books.
✉When she made Mario Puzo's books required reading for her class,
☈she made him an author they couldn't refuse.
✉During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on.
☈These are the tomes that dry men's soles.
✉The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his bookon cappuccino's.
☈It said it was all froth and no substance.
✉On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books,
☈and the rest is history.
✉A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party.
☈That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
[I AM SO HAPPY AT MY YESTERDAY SELF FOR DOING THIS FOR TODAY, BECAUSE I JUST CAME HOME FROM MY ROCK CLIMBING FIELD TRIP [that's been cancelled at least twice before, because of the weather] AND I AM SO TIRED AND I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK, AND YAY MY YESTERDAY SELF.]
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