☤Day #116: M o r e p l a y puns
☺Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked.
☻The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment.
☺The guitarist was a very capo-ble player.
☻I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad,
☺it was a toss-up.
☻If you sing while playing baseball,
☺you won't get a good pitch.
☻I never understood why people liked to play soft ball.
☺It's a very underhanded thing to do.
☻I did a theatrical performance about puns.
☺Really it was just a play on words.
☻I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me,
☺because of my sense of imp portents.
☻Contrary to singers and guitarists,
☺bass players are very low-key.
☻The string quartet drank and played furiously through the night and then passed out.
☺But that was a foregone conclusion.
☻I play all the chords,
☺bar one.
☻He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis.
☺He was a jock of all trades.
☻What part of an ant loves to play tic tac toe?
☺The X O skeleton.
☻Two fur traders once took a golfing trip together.
☺They played a skins match.
☻A play, based on billiards,
☺started right on cue.
☻The English gentleman could not play cribbage.
☺You can't put a squire peg in a round hole.
☻My friends and I played a game of football on a pile of quarry rock -
☺we lost on aggregate.
[the dress thing yesterday has literally been making me go mad about the amount of people arguing about the color of the dress, so let me just clear it up for you:
it's the lighting of when the picture was taken that causes it to look like two completely different colors, proof: the gif on the side]
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