✔Day #100: M O R E D I N O S A U R PUNS--YAY TO A HUNDRED DAYS OF PUNS AND ME NOT FORGETTING TO UPDATE EVERY SINGLE DAY. [this also means that I've been on Wattpad for 100 days straight, without breaking the cycle]
✿ Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
❀ Because he is a meat eater!
✿ What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
❀ Dino-sore!
✿ What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
❀ uthinkhesawrus
✿ Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
❀ Because they wouldn't take a bath !
✿ What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
❀ Two dinosaurs !
✿ What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
❀ Anything you want, it can't hear you!
✿ What does a Triceratops sit on?
❀ Its Tricera-bottom.
✿ What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
❀ A Bronco-saurus !
✿ What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
❀ The Terror-dactyl !
✿ What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
❀ A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
✿ What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
❀ A Tricera-hops!
✿ What family does Maiasaur belong to?
❀ I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
✿ What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
❀ A flat Tire-annosaurus !
✿ What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
❀ Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
✿ What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
❀ A Stegosau-rust !
✿ What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
❀ A spelling bee !
✿ What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
❀ Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
✿ What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
❀ A dino-saw !
✿ Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
❀ A dino-sewer !
✿ Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
❀ Tricera-cops !
✿ What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
❀ Rep. Tile!
✿ Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
❀ To the dino-shore !
✿ Where did Velociraptor buy things?
❀ At a dino-store!
✿ What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
❀ A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
✿ How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
❀ One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
✿ How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
❀ The door won't close!
✿ What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
❀ My-feet-are-saurus
✿ How do you make a dinosaur float?
❀ Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !
✿ When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
❀ When it's not raining!
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