✗Day #72: B u s i n e s s puns [I really hope I haven't done these before] I PROMISE TO ADD IN THE FANCY STUFF IN TOMORROW I SWEAR
♞The price of shingles is going through the roof.
♞You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
♞When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
♞A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
♞One of these new shoes isn't right.
♞Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
♞The riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.
♞Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
♞There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.
♘It was quite an oar deal.
♞Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?
♘I'm excited to see how they turn out.
♞Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper,
♘take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
♞The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture,
♘but all I really wanted was one night stand.
♞There was a shootout in The Gap.
♘There were many casual-tees.
♞At a pet store:
♘'buy one dog, get one flea'.
♞The liquor store advertised,
♘'We De-Liver.'
♞A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'.
♘The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'
♞Sign on a broken perfume bottle,
♘"Out of odor".
♞The store clerk lost his job,
♘so he set up a kiosk in the mall to vend for himself.
♞I just bought a pair of bad frequency shoes.
♘I keep doppling over and my foot hertz.
♞I bought me some of those new paper shirts.
♘I don't like them - they're tearable.
♞After the carpet store burned down,
♘only remnants remained.
♞If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin,
♘there will be stiff competition.
♞The clerk had stickers everywhere.
♘There was even a price on her head.
♞Sign in an electrician's shop �
♘'We will refuse you.'
♞Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear.
♘Would someone please redress the problem?
I PROMISE TO ADD IN THE FANCY STUFF IN TOMORROW I SWEAR [that's a promise and a swear at the same time, damn]
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