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✗Day #72: B u s i n e s s puns

✗Day #72: B u s i n e s s puns [I really hope I haven't done these before] I PROMISE TO ADD IN THE FANCY STUFF IN TOMORROW I SWEAR

♞The price of shingles is going through the roof.

♞You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.

♞When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.

♞A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.

♞One of these new shoes isn't right.

♞Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.

♞The riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.

♞Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

♞There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.

         ♘It was quite an oar deal.

♞Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?

        ♘I'm excited to see how they turn out.

♞Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper,

        ♘take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

♞The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture,

        ♘but all I really wanted was one night stand.

♞There was a shootout in The Gap.

        ♘There were many casual-tees.

♞At a pet store:        

        ♘'buy one dog, get one flea'.

♞The liquor store advertised,

         ♘'We De-Liver.'

♞A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'.

        ♘The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'

♞Sign on a broken perfume bottle,

         ♘"Out of odor".

♞The store clerk lost his job,

        ♘so he set up a kiosk in the mall to vend for himself.

♞I just bought a pair of bad frequency shoes.

         ♘I keep doppling over and my foot hertz.

♞I bought me some of those new paper shirts.

        ♘I don't like them - they're tearable.

♞After the carpet store burned down,

        ♘only remnants remained.

♞If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin,

        ♘there will be stiff competition.

♞The clerk had stickers everywhere.

        ♘There was even a price on her head.

♞Sign in an electrician's shop �

        ♘'We will refuse you.'

♞Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear.

        ♘Would someone please redress the problem?

I PROMISE TO ADD IN THE FANCY STUFF IN TOMORROW I SWEAR [that's a promise and a swear at the same time, damn]