⋡Day #150: P u n & D a y puns
≛He put an orange in his boxing glove
∊so he could have a fruit punch.
≛He arrived late at the party to find
∊he was beaten to the punch.
≛A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
∊It marks the end of his sentence.
≛'Pun' backwards is nup.
∊And a nup is a nup is a nup.
≛Boxers who are always on time for their bouts are verypunchual.
∊Salt water puns are a bunch abalone.
≛A pun can be made on any subject except
∊a king who isn't a subject.
≛A pun is its own reword.
∊Are puns for children or groan-ups?
≛A hangman telling a joke can be cord-ial but
∊he will string you along to the punish line.
≛Authors lives are punctuated with good writing periods.
∊Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
≛A man who wore lots of after-shave lotion was
∊quite apun-gent man.
≛The brightest day of the week is Sun-day
∊What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents.
≛A guy bought a skipping rope because his doctor prescribed pills for two days running
∊and then skip aday.
≛In the old days yelling at your neighbor across the street was a long distance call.
∊Students who accent their textbooks with color markers add a real highlight to their day.
≛A politician decided to resign on the day of an eclipse because
∊it was a dark day.
≛For many people cats are the purrfect pet that they like to paws with after a busy day.
∊A skier who loses a race on a cold day will have a frosty disposition.
≛Waiting for her photos to be developed a young girl sang
∊'Some day my prints will come.'
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