Double Doomsday

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"I'm starving." Sonic smiled as he and Penny waited in line for their meh burger. "Next exit in munchie town population: Us."

Penny giggled at his actions. "Their burgers are the best."

"I know, right?" Sonic asked.

However, as Penny and Sonic made it out to get their order, Eggman stepped up and hopped right in front of them. "Hey, no cutsies! I was here first!" Eggman claimed.

"No, way, Egghead!" Sonic growled, putting an arm in front of Penny. "We've been waiting!"

"Well, I believe that the barrel-chested gentleman with a luxuriant mustache was here first." Dave, the Meh Burger waiter, said, ushering to Dr. Eggman.

"What?!" Sonic growled. "Are you serious?"

Penny gently put an hand on his arm. "Sonic, don't cause a scene." She said to him, a warning tone in her voice.

"That's how it is!" Eggman laughed victoriously. "Score one for Eggman!" He started doing a little victory dance here and there. When he finished, he smiled down at them. "Just gotta flash the stash,"

Sonic and Penny groaned in annoyance.

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Later, Eggman was enjoying his burger, while Sonic and Penny, on the other hand, were waiting, really annoyed with what just happened.

"Oh, that's good. How's yours?" Eggman called over to them. "Oh, right, yours isn't ready yet." He sneered. "Should've been faster, Sonic! Ha ha!"

Dave finally came up with their own hamburgers. "OK, here we are." He said, setting down the tray in front of them. "Two double burgers with extra pickles."

"We said no pickles!" Sonic said angrily. Penny frowned at her hamburger, silently taking the pickles out.

"Oh, this is just the best day ever!" Eggman laughed.

The two sighed in annoyance.

While Sonic and Penny were eating lunch, Dave walked over to Eggman, excitement written on his face. "I'm Dave, big fan of yours, sir. I studied all of your attacks, the bebop gambit, the layer gambit, the gambit!"

"Oh, yes, it was doubly risky!" Eggman said. "I like the cut of your jig. How would you like to be my unpaid intern?"

"It'd be an honor to work with you without pay." Dave said.

"Did I mention I like you jig cut wise?" Eggman asked.

Noticing Penny glancing over at Dave and Eggman, Sonic turned around and got a glance at the whole situation.

"Ugh. Good riddance with that guy." Penny mumbled, taking another bite of her hamburger.

Sonic nodded.

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"Wow!" Dave excitedly cried as he looked around the layer. "I can't believe I'm really here!" He turned to Eggman. "Where do I start?" He asked.

"Only you're just an intern, there's an important job that I don't trust Orbot and Cubot to do." He turned to the boy and held a mop.

"Mop the bathroom."

"Mop the bathroom?!" Dave cried. He whooped joyously and grabbed the mop. "Wow! You know, back at Meh Burger, I had to be a manager to do that!" Taking the mop in his hand, the former Meh Burger manager danced happily and ran out to do his job. Dr. Eggman turned to his robots, saying, "You two could learn something from this kid,"

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