Sonic Boom!

Spacemageddonocalypse

Eggman grumbled as he watched his two robots fix one of his satellites. "What's taking you so long? I'm getting bored."

Orbot looked up from his work. "Okay, we're-" He yelped as a space debris smacked into him. He clashed into Cubot, and the two flailed around in space. (Thankfully they were leashed to the spaceship.)

Eggman sighed. "I know what to do."

He pulled out a videogame and started shooting at the asteroids. This went for a while until a giant one filled the screen. Eggman raised his eyes. "That thing's huge! Did I just level up?"

"Large asteroid headed for home planet." Eggman's computer warned. Then it started beeping.

Eggman's eyes widened. "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!"

Eggman quickly pressed a button on his dashboard and zoomed off, taking Cubot and Orbot with him.

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"As usual I'm prepared. I have a secret underground bunker." Eggman said, leading his robots to the bunker.

Orbot glanced at Eggman. "Why didn't we know about it?"

"Because it's not a famous underground bunker." Eggman said. "It can withstand anything. Zombie apocalypse, misguided people handing out pamphlets, a robot uprising."

Orbot and Cubot glanced at each other. Eggman walked in with a grin. "It's just as I left it, prestige and untouched by anyone." He flipped on the switch and jumped.

Someone did touch it. Pizza boxes laid in every corner, and not to mention the messed up couches and etcetra etcetra.

Cubot chuckled sheepishly. "Come to think about it, maybe I did know about it."

Eggman scowled at him. "Clean this place up. Restart the rations and get that mustache off my mustache." He pointed his finger to a poster of himself, where Cubot had drawn a crude mustache on the normal one.

Eggman grinned wickedly. "I have a plan."

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"Our planet is about to be hit by a giant asteroid. Come with me if you want to pay!"

Orbot quickly placed a hand over Eggman's mouth, and Eggman chuckled sheepishly. "I mean...live."

"Giant asteroid?" Penny repeated, eyebrows raised. She turned to Sonic. "What do you think of this?"

Sonic frowned at Eggman. "Really? That we're about to be obliterated by a giant asteroid scheme?"

"This asteroid is real!" Eggman protested. "Which, I'll admit takes some joy out of a scheme. But, you gotta dance with the girl what brung you."

Everyone laughed.

Eggman grumbled at them. "Go on, laugh! But you won't be laughing when you're crushed by a giant meteor. That's only funny when it happens to someone else! Comedy 101 people!"

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Penny stood next to Sonic and the rest of the gang as they watched Tails set up his telescope. Tails grinned as he finished setting it up. " I can spot anything coming at us with my "Tail-escope"!"

"Tail-Escope?" Penny raised her eye brows.

"Yup!" Tails grinned at the human girl.

Sonic frowned. "Uh, how is a "Tail-escope" different from a telescope?"