Fandom: Origins
Ship: E
Type: Incorrect Quotes
Warnings: Harsh Language
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Daveed: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I'm a good person.
[Pushes random camper out of Window]
Daveed: And even deeper down, I'm a bigger asshole.
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Riccaro: Is 4 alot?
Lychee: Depends on the context.
Lychee: Dollars? No.
Lychee: Murder? Yes
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Ricarro: Can I dye my hair black?
Cal and Xylo: No.
[5 Hours Later]
Lychee: [Dying Ricarro's hair black] You got to show them you don't give a fuck.
Riccaro: But you told me to do it.
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Daveed: Bitch! Get your fucking dog!
Lychee: It don't bite.
Momji: (Barking and Growling)
Daveed: BITCH YES IT FUCKING DO!
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Monty: If I stay in bed I'll be warm.
Monty: But if I take a shower I'll also be warm.
Monty: But the space between the bed and shower, no, that's not warm.
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Brandon: So what's the new rule here?
Divinus Magia: No daring Inmo to do stupid things anymore.
Brandon: Why?
Inmo: Because I have no regard for my personal wellbeing.
Brandon: Exactly.
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Mari: [Rubbing her temples] Come on, pick up
Mania: What are you doing?
Mari: Calling Rin
Mania: But.... Your phone's off..
Mari: Yeah, I mean telepathically.
Mania: There's no way that's going to wo-
Rin: Hey, sorry I missed your call.
Mania:
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Rikku: I'm afraid Shino
Shino: You can hide behind me if you would like.
Rikku:Thank you Shino
Shino:
Rikku:
Shino: Could you please not cling to my leg
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Artemis: I'm not wearing that.
Shino: Listen listen listen, what I like about this one is how it shows your confidence.
Artemis: But I don't have that!
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(Artemis after being gone for awhile)
Artemis: Hey guys I brought some Pizza
Shino: (Traumatized after everything that happened)
Rikku: (also traumatized after seeing the dead body)
Artemis:
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Clover: With a heavy heart, I resign from-
Rikku: No.
Clover: What-
Rikku: No. It's not allowed.
Clover:
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Artemis: Sleep? Who's she? I don't know her.
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Venus: Why did you give a laser gun to Artemis!?
Mario: Artemis felt unsafe.
Venus: Now everyone else feels unsafe!
Mario: I'm sorry..
Venus:
Mario: Would everyone else like a gun too?
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Kol: It was an act of political sacrifice!
Shino: FUCKING SACRIFICE?
Shino: YOU CALL ROBBING A BANK WITH VILLAINS POLITICAL SACRIFICE?
Kol: well maybe just political.
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A/N: Some incorrect quotes.
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