Crack

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Me and Nat have this thing where we just come out with these jokes at random times even on missions like now

"Hey babe" I say and she looks up at me "hmm?" She hums and she can tell by my facial expression that what is coming "oh god, okay what is it?" She asks and I try not to laugh

"Why couldn't the toilet roll cross the road?" I ask and she pulls a face "I don't know? It unraveled?" She ask and I shake my head and laugh a little

"Because it got stuck in a crack" I burst out laughing and face palm but smiles and shakes her head as I continue to laugh "for fuck sake" she laughs out

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