I'm in the shower and I normally say my thoughts out loud so I can hear how the sound and realize how werid I really am.
Nat POV
Y/n, my girlfriend is in the shower but the door is open and I see the steam coming out from the door way but I'm on her bed and I can hear her talking to herself so I listen
"I've probably said fuck more than my own name..." Okay?...
"If I had a dollar for everytime I need a dollar... I would never need a dollar again" Well that one makes sense
"A birth certificate is just a baby receipt..." Oh my god... It is true though...
"I wonder what my dog named me." I laugh at this one and I think she heard me as she stopped talking to herself after this.
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