Cucumber

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Me and Nat are in our bed and suddenly I think of a joke making me smirk and I think she saw it

"What is with that smirk?" She asks making me look at her

"What's the difference between a hungry woman and a horny woman?" I ask and she frowns but thinks for a little while "what she eats?" She asks "I think that is a good answer but not as funny as mine" I says making her roll her eyes

"So what is your answer?" She asks and I start to smile

"Where she puts the cucumber" as I speak I keep in a laugh and Nat just looks at me with a blank expression as we look at each other in silence before I couldn't hold it in and just laugh

"Why God, why me?" She asks making me laugh harder "love ya too baby" I say once I calmed down as she then smiles and shakes her head and chuckles

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