Vegans

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"Babe, do you know why vegans don't moan during sex?" I say and Fury is having a meeting with us avengers "not now y/n we're in a meeting" she says quietly but that isn't going to stop me

"Because their afraid to admit that some meat makes them happy" I whisper but still laugh trying to be quiet and Nat but then Wanda burst out laughing and u couldn't hold it in as I laugh with her knowing she hear me

Fury looks at us and so does everyone else confused but we don't care were laughing to much to give a shit about the looks their giving us and I can see Nat trying not to laugh

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