It's night time and you know what that means... yep... Weirdest thoughts right now
"I'm writing one of my mission reports and I can't remember" I say grabbing Nats and Wanda's attention
"If butt cheeks is one words... Or should I spread them apart" I say and they both look at each other and then back at me "spread them apart" they both say like I was being serious...
"I-uh... W-oh..." I look down and not look at them "wait, what's that one of your thoughts?" Wanda asks and I start laughing and nod rapidly at them "oh for fuck sake" Nat says and Wanda throw a pillow at me as it hits me in a face but I keep laugh as they both then giggle.
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