"Hey babe" I say getting her attention so she looks at me
"What do a puppet and a prostate exam have in common?" I ask and she shrugs with a little frown after a little bit if thinking
"They both have a hole and hand goes in" I say and laugh into the pillow next to me so I wasn't as loud and I hear her giggling at my joke and I calm down and look up at her
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?" I ask another and I think she'll like this one as she his ginger "I... Don't know?" She asks making me smile
"At least the brick gets laid" I laugh and she looks at me with a blank expression like she isn't impressed
"That's it!" She says getting up and coming over to me making me freak out as I know what she can do and what she is going to do so I try to escape but failed and she throws me over her shoulder and walks us to her room
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