Random Oneshots

Memories - Jemily

You all were currently debriefing in the conference room. Hotch was basically wrapping it up. You were holding JJ's hand at the table.

"Alright everyone finish any reports and see you all Wednesday." Everyone starts packing up and getting ready to head out. "Hey, Prentiss." You, Emily and JJ all look to Hotch.

Ohhh shit.

"Yes?" You all say. Emily looks to us with a quick glare. The rest of the team looks at you three.

"Guys we aren't even married?" You knew that was her way of keeping it quiet.

"Untrue." Reid counters. "JJ is rubbing her ring finger on her left hand. She's been doing it often. Each of you have a tattoo I caught a look at."

"Wait why wouldn't I be invited?" Garcia questions. "What tattoo?" As she process all what Spencer said.

"Y/n has been way more affectionate lately. Hugging on JJ or holding her hand. Kissing Emily's cheek to comfort her. Also none of you leave out with each other when Hotch paired us up. You asked to switch." Derek inputs. You didn't know he was watching you that closely. Ohh great they were all profiling you three.

"I thought I would be the best man." Your "brother" continues to complain.

"Emily has just been more protective and outspoken. Leaving you to make no mistakes." Rossi gestures to JJ. "While you have been less reckless. You rather have a show down with the unsub then bargain with them. I'm glad you don't do that anymore kid." Everyone nods in agreement.

"My hero complex has calmed a little." Everyone giggles. You avoid looking to JJ and Emily. It was truly because you all had made promises.

"Are you three married?" The team questions.

"I want to see this tattoo. Which hand Spencer?" Garcia says as she walks to you.

"I think JJ and Emily's right. Y/n left." You three stick out the hand Reid says. Garcia rotates your hand and sees nothing. She grabs your right hand and looks.

"Nothing." She says as she holds your hands up and starts searching your arms. "This child is blemish free Reid." Garcia checks JJ and Emily. Yet only sees it on Emily.

"That's not new princess has always had that." Your brother points out.

"Anyways I think it's time to go. It's our date night." You start to push your girlfriends from the room, but you all get stopped.

"You all three stopped wearing your engagement rings. All at different times, so either you all broke up. Which clearly you didn't. Or you all got married. Or you finally decided to follow the rules." Hotch starts.

"I highly doubt that." Rossi challenges. Knowing you and Emily like to do things on your own terms. The blonde of the trio is what kept you two in line.

"What those three said is true. Therefore you all had a secret wedding or eloped randomly on our case in Vegas some months ago." You three were giving nothing away.

"I thought you guys loved me." Garcia cries.

"I'm telling momma." Derek threatens to you.

"We share everything." Reid says looking at you three. They all just keep staring at you three.

"Ohh for the love of God. Yes we got married. It was almost 8 months ago. In Atlantic City."

"Atlantic City?" They all yell.

"Reid?" Rossi asking for a recap. You hold up your hand to stop him.

"The case where I went missing with a family. When I magical got in contact with Garcia by emailing her quickly. Then...then me playing Russian Roulette."