Random Oneshots

You're Such A..... - Hailee Steinfeld

* SMUT

You couldn't stand your roommate. She takes your things and uses them without asking. Like water bottles from your fridge. Snacks from your closet.

Every Friday night and Tuesday she's blasting music pre-gaming with her friends. You are always cleaning up little things behind her and it's annoying.

"Hailee can you please turn the music down?" She turns it up louder as you try to study for your test tomorrow. You finally decide to pack up your things and go to the library.

The next few nights you do that and come back late at night.

"Where the hell have you been? I thought you were someone breaking in." You ignore her and walk to your room. Locking the door.

The sink full of dishes and something spilled on the counter. You lock Hailee out for the day and deep clean the place. This is getting out of control.

When she comes in she starts yelling at you for locking her out. "Shut up!"

"No you locked me out of my place...."

"Yea a place you don't clean. All the dishes in the sink. Cups everywhere. Water bottles. Hailee you ate my fucking lunch. You blast music and get drunk every weekend."

"And? We are in college. You need to loosen the fuck up." She walks behind you and starts rubbing your shoulders. You smack her hands away.

"Don't touch me."

"You are so up tight." You smack her hands and back away from her. "Don't like me touching you? Or you scared I'll find out about..." You keep walking and slam your door. Missing the ending.

Fuck her!

Few days pass and she leave you alone. No issues. But now you have to leave for basketball.

"Hailee you have to take this money for the water bill. Then here is this for the lights and gas. After this we should be paperless. Okay?"

"Okay I'll take it in. Have fun." She says. As you head out she kicks her feet up on the table.

"Feet off the table." You yell back. She instantly listens.

Some days later you return. Early in the morning. Hailee passed out on the couch. At least the place is clean. You head to bed.

When you get up you shower. While in the shower the water goes ice cold. Then cuts off. You get out. Instantly grabbing your towel and the lights shut off.

"Hailee!" You scream. She's not in the apartment but you know she didn't do what you instructed.

Instantly you call her. Forget texting her. She doesn't answer and now you have to get everything back up and running. Getting dressed and leaving with soaking wet hair.

Getting the lights back on and the water. Being charged an extra fee for being late. You set up autopay for both for the rest of the year.

You get home and finish what you started earlier. Hailee comes in and you are sitting at the island with no lights on and a candle lit.

"Did you forget to do something?" You ask her.

"No. Why would I? What are you talking about?" You look at her and she looks nervous.

"You are literally a terrible roommate. We don't have any water and the power is out."

"I can explain......" You stand up and start walking towards her. She starts backing up towards the front door.

"I. Asked. You. One. Just one. Simple favor." Each word you both are taking a step. She's trapped between you and the door. "I don't even know what to do with you."