Random Oneshots

Who Beautiful? - Blake Lively

You two had just gotten home from the movie premiere of "A Simple Favor." Both of you toppled down on the couch. You pop Blake's heels off as you popped yours off.

"Okay I'm curious and I must know." You raise your eyebrows so she can continue. "Be honest. Who did you watch more on screen?" You crack a quick smile.

"Babe you can't be serious."

"I already know the answer. I won't be offended I just want to know. We both say it on 3." She holds up her fingers and counts.

"Anna." You both say.

"Of course you're celeb crush wins." We both laugh.

"Sorry baby, but she is the only weapon I have against you." Blake shifts on top of you and you know she is going to ask another question. Your hands resting on her hips.

"How turned on were you when we kissed?" You sigh. Not even turned on more like...

"Jealous. I think that word fits better. Jealous of you." Blake starts laughing. "My wife got to kiss my celeb crush. So unfair."

"That one makes you jealous. Not any others like Ryan and Penn." You shake your head not caring. "Well you kissed your fair share of people too Y/N. Plus this list of celebrity crushes. Don't even get me started." Blake takes off her jacket as she straddles you.

You can't help but look to her chest. Yet you weren't done and thought this was the chance to annoy her.

"True but like my favorites."

"You are annoying." She rolls her eyes.

"Zendaya." You start.

"Your little girlfriend."

"She is my best friend."

"Mhmm. Normani."

"JoJo."

"Paget Brewster." You laugh because everyone thinks you would favor JJ, but you love Emily Prentiss.

"She's my Criminal Minds wife." You say with a full blown smile on your face. Blake shakes her head not even surprised or offended.

"I'll add that to the list of stuff you can't watch alone anymore."

"You keeping a mental list?" She nods.

"No more Criminal Minds, The 100 or Pitch Perfect for you." You giggle as Blake starts rubbing on your abs. She then leans down and starts kissing on your neck.

"Don't forget Chicago P.D. Mmmmhm. I see A Simple Favor got you in a mood." You tease as you avoid giving in to the pleasure. "There is this one girl from this one show. She is gorgeous."

"Mhmm." Blake continues marking you as her's.

"I mean beautiful even." Blake's head snaps up. "She has this flowing blonde hair kind of. Body is.... Imagine sleeping with her." Blake shifts and places her hands on your throat. You know what's coming but you can't resist.

"Who is she?" You can hear the venom in her voice. You got her right where you want her.

"It's some girl I met. I dream about her all the time. She's so funny and her smile." Blake adds pressure as a warning, but you keep going. "The ass...." Blake starts choking you and you laugh, but it gets tighter. So you pry her hands off.

"Babe. It's you. I'm talking about you." You get out before she thinks about murdering you with her cold bare hands.

"I was prepared to kill you. Turn myself in and be on the front cover of tabloids and headline the news. Maybe even star on Snapped and do a TV show or documentary down the road."

Reason being you rarely ever call other women besides Blake beautiful. You kind of unconsciously reserved the word for her. You never noticed until she pointed it out to you within the 1st year of your relationship.

"First thought in my head was 'this asshole is cheating' even though you have like no time to cheat on me. I should've known you were fucking with me. But you had that look in your eyes when you talk about me and..... Don't do that shit ever again." Blake whines at the end and hits you softly.

You laugh at the little pout that starts to appear on her face.

"Baby I'm messing with you. You rarely get jealous had to take my chance."

"If I didn't know any better I would think you are a fucking YouTuber."

"I could be. Who wouldn't want to see into our lives?"

"Leak an accidental sex tape."

"We both know it would be on purpose." She hits you in the stomach again. Then crosses her arms.

Neither one of you tend to get jealous of the other. It rarely happens. Unless it's one of the designated people that shall not be spoken of.

"I'll get my payback." You kiss her neck and along her jawline. "I'm mad at you Y/N."

"I can make it up to you. Unless you have Emily Nelson skills. Can you make me disappear and no one know? Should I be scared?"

"Terrified." You smile, but she looks dead at you. "I'm not kidding."

"No baby you are kidding." She shakes her head no and grabs her phone.

"Whooaaa wait." You grab her phone.

"Better get to apologizing or you go bye-bye." You flip her on the couch.

"Baby I'm sorry. I apologize for messing with you." You start kissing all over her face and apologizing at the same time. You both are definitely whipped for each other.

"Who's beautiful?" You lock eyes with her.

"You are baby. If you like it than you should put a ring on it. I did that." You kiss Blake's wedding ring.

"I love you." Blake moans as your hand slides inside her pants.

"I love you. Now let me show you how much."