Random Oneshots

JJ's Little Sister - Demily

Derek and Emily are taking a break throwing stuff and laughing. Reid reading a new book. While JJ is coming from the break room heading towards Penelope's office.

The elevator opens both Derek and Emily see you step out onto the floor.

"Who's that?" Derek whispers.

"Jenny." You run towards JJ.

"I'm surprised you don't know her." Reid says as you take off your hat, hood and glasses. The duo's jaws drop at the sight of you. "It's...." Derek and Emily start pushing each other.

"Shut up pretty boy." Derek says.

"JJ knows the infamous Y/n Y/ln?" Emily says.

"We all know Y/n. Well, maybe not you two. She came....." You turn to the small group and they act like they weren't just staring at you. Emily acts like she's reading a file while Derek looks at his wrist with no watch on it.

Emily steps closer to Spencer. "How do we know Y/n?"

"She visits all the time. I think you two were gone...."

"Hi." You greet them and they turn around. "I'm Y/n Y/ln. And you must be Derek Morgan and have to be Emily Prentiss." You stick your hand out. Derek takes it and kisses your hand. Emily rolls her eyes shaking your hand after.

"Spence." You yell and he opens his arms and hugs you. Derek and Emily both look at each other. Spencer lets no one touch him. Especially not hugs.

"How have you been?" Spencer asks.

"I'm great."

"So I hate to ask. How does everyone know you but we don't?" Morgan asks. You stay leaned into Spencer's side.

"Uhmmm I believe the last two time I came to visit you guys were gone. One time was a prison visit and another I think you guys had left for lunch."

"So you don't stay for long?"

"Well, you guys are working. I'm just visiting. I don't want to be a bother. But I have a reason for my visit this time."

"She does. I need everyone in the round table room. I'll grab Hotch and Rossi." JJ says. You wave someone over behind everyone and she walks over.

"Tracy is with me too." JJ nods and leaves. Spencer walks with you and Tracy to the round table room. Emily and Derek watch.

"I saw her first." Derek says.

"And that doesn't mean shit. It should be her choice."

"Fine. Whoever gets a first date with her first?" Derek holds out his hand and Emily shakes it.

"Game on." They leave the bullpen.

"I'm glad you like the new books I got you this week Spence." You tell Spencer as Emily and Derek enter. They always wondered how he ends up with new books every week.

Garcia enters and hugs you super tight. "It's like you get more and more beautiful each time I see you."

"Thank you, Pen." You kiss her cheek. Hotch enters and hugs you. So does Rossi. Everyone sits while you stand at the front.

"So I'm sure you all are wondering why I am here. I have a bad stalker situation. They've been following me for years. Ever since something dumb happened in highschool." Hotch raises his eyebrow.

"Ughhh my ex-boyfriend in high school leaked my nudes on my social media locking me out. I later got into the account and deleted it. He also leaked my phone number to a bunch of people on some websites. I've changed my number like 20 times." You pull your phone out and connect to the screen.