Random Oneshots

I Hate You - Jennifer Jareau

"Yes. Yes. I understand. I will be in." You look to JJ.

"What?"

"Henry got in trouble so I'll meet you at home?" She nods and pulls you in for a quick kiss.

"Let me know what happened." You nod and leave out. This is probably for something so stupid. More than likely. Of course it is.

You enter the school and they release him into your custody. Saying that he can't use choice words with other classmates and a teacher.

"Henry....."

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Okay..... help me with dinner then?" He just nods in his seat and you take it as a small win. You drive to the store first and pick up a few things. Calling JJ while in the store letting her know what happened.

You and JJ had talked with him. More so JJ.

"Do I tell Will?" You lean your head side to side.

"No. I mean all he did was cuss out a few kids. I rather let this play out a bit. We talked with him. He seems to feel bad about it."

"So let it be?" You nod. JJ sighs. "Did they tell you what he said?"

"No. Just said he said choice words towards some kids and a teacher. Honestly you know they over exaggerate things at times." JJ nods.

"Okay no more. I want to talk about someeeetthinnng else." JJ says as she rubs her hand up your body. "Practice..... some." Then leans over kissing you. Breaking it she moves to your neck.

"Jennifer....." You laugh. "How are we practicing for a kid if we aren't equipped for that?" You feel her smile against your skin.

"I am very well equipped actually." She takes your hand and you feel the bulge in her sweats. "You did say you would carry the next one right?" You let out a moan.

"Yeeesss." You say on an exhale. Quickly things escalate. What can you say..... your wife is determined to get you pregnant.

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Few Months Later

"Y/n you're suppose to pay attention to these things....." JJ is giving you a speech because you are in the hospital. Dehydration. Ohhhh and news....

"Jenny...."

"No.... You are literally pregnant. What if something happened in the field?"

"Don't go there. It's our job and I didn't know. You can't be mad at me for something I didn't know." She sighs and rubs her temples. "I had no pregnancy symptoms."

"I know. You just stress me the fuck out." JJ says as she rubs her hands over her face. She takes a deep breath.

"Uhmmm.... I'm never telling you to cum in me ever again." You joke trying to lighten the mood. Your wife looks at you and laughs. "Jennifer you literally got me pregnant in one try."

"I told you practice makes perfect." You roll your eyes as JJ smiles big and takes your hand. "I love you mi amor."

"I love you too babe."

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You and JJ let you reach the safety zone before sharing the news. Surprisingly you still aren't showing for almost 20 weeks. Plus it's time to take you out the field. JJ requested.

So first you are telling the boys while she tells the team. Since they are away on a case. At least you get to tell Penelope yourself.

When you told Michael you were FaceTiming JJ. He takes it well asking if it's a boy or girl. Telling you he loves you multiple times and can't wait to meet them.