Random Oneshots

The Fool - Jemily

"Boys come on your going to miss the bus." You call out.

Henry is the first one to run down. Michael comes downs next with his duffel bag. You had just gotten cleared to go back to to work. You couldn't go in with Emily and JJ because you were waiting on Hotch to have the papers.

"Momma our lunch?" Shit.

"Okay you two catch the bus I will drop it off okay. Go go go." You push them to the door. "Pasta okay boys?"

"Yes please." Perfect. Both of them hug you and you kiss their heads. "I love you." They both call out to you as they leave out the door. You say it back and watch them as they run to the bus stop to board the bus.

You dial Hotch.

"The papers come in yet?"

"No not yet Y/n. I will call you soon hopefully." You sigh.

"Okay thanks." You make lunch for the boys. Then just cleaning. Henry messages you that he forgot his bag and that he needs it. Ughhh.....

You go through his bag to make sure he has everything and he doesn't. Where are his cleats and jersey?

You text him and he tell you in the washer. That his cleats are in the back of the car he thinks. You grab the jersey and it's muddy. JJ is going to kill him. Ever since she got her new washer and dryer it's been no joke.

You run the washer to have it clean itself. As you settle on hand washing the jersey. After that you throw it in the dryer.

Texting the boys that you will be heading to them once the jersey is dry. You grab his cleats and everything else. Heading up to shower and get ready for the day now.

While in the shower Hotch messages you that you are cleared. You race around to get dressed and text him back.

To Hotchner 😐🙃: I'm dropping stuff off to the boys at school first

From Hotchner 😐🙃: 🫡

Oh no who taught this man emojis? You laugh and grab the stuff you need and the boys stuff. In the car you sing along to The 1975. Drumming on the steering wheel.

The music cuts as the phone rings.

"Hello my loves."

"When are you getting here? We are sad we had to leave you this morning."

"After I drop off lunch to the boys. Also Henry forgot his bag for practice."

"Did he take that muddy jersey out of my damn washer?" JJ says and you couldn't help but laugh.

"I took it out baby. No worries it should look brand new. I hand washed his jersey."

"Okay. I'm glad you are cleared. I want kisses when you get here."

"Me too. Pen says you own her hugs. We all miss you." Emily says.

"Ohhh yea where is my mistress?" You tease.

"Y/n...." JJ growls into the phone. Emily not to thrilled that you made that joke either.

"I'm kidding okay. I have to go. I love you Em. I love you Jen. Keep my workload nice."

"Uhmm I love you too." Emily says.

"I love you too." JJ says. "Hurry up."

You laugh and end the call. You look at the clock. 20 minutes before the boys have lunch. Perfect. You start rushing to the door. Yet turning back for Henry's bag. Then going again only to turn back again.

You can't have your gun on your hip. Fuck. You walk back again. Almost to the car you hear shots ring out. Instantly pulling your gun and getting cover. Some kids run out the school and you move quick towards the doors.