Random Oneshots

My 3rd Favorite Holiday - Billie Eilish

You were doing homework when your phone starts ringing.

"Mama what are you doing?"

"Homework daddy, why?" You wink at your girlfriend. She gets quiet then looks at you.

"Let's go. I brought you something and we are going on a hayride."

"Bils I have homework....."

"It's the weekend. Come on." You stare at her. "I got you Starbucks. One of my hoodies and you can control the music."

"Give me 5 minutes." She smiles into the phone. You end the call and throw on some jeans. Grabbing your Timberland boots. You rush down the stairs getting stopped by your uncles.

"Where you going little Princess?" Your uncle Derek asks.

"With Billie." You grab your house keys.

"Homework?"

"I will finish it tomorrow Uncle Reid."

"Fine. Go. Keep us updated." You give them a thumbs up.

You run out and Billie is leaning on the hood of her car with your Starbucks in hand and the hoodie. You grab the items and kiss her. Her hands dropping to your waist. You peck her lips a few more times.

"Okay come on."

You get in the car and grab Billie's phone instantly putting on Mariah the Scientist. Queuing a bunch of other artist.

"Always interest me to see what kind of music you are feeling. Could be the saddest shit and you are all smiley. Sentimental head ass."

"I could be a hoe." You throw back. "But I'm not. I'm an emotional bitch that shakes her ass."

"And I will take that any day." On the hayride you enjoy it. You were cold but Billie cuddled up to you. Instantly leaving to go get hot chocolate.

"So next week what are you doing?" You shrug.

"Probably nothing. My parents were planning to go apple picking and getting pumpkins."

"Perfect. Can Finny, Claudia and I join?"

"I don't see why you couldn't." She rubs your hand and you lean into her. She starts running her hand through your hair.

"Okay and the weekend after that?"

"Uhm all I know is we have a four day weekend. Probably finishing my projects if I don't next week."

"You and this school shit. Baby you are smart. Stop stressing it. Before I...." You sit up and lock eyes with her. Then raise your eyebrow. "Do what?"

"Nothing."

"Uhm mhm. You and your dirty ass mind. Say it."

"Nothing." You roll your eyes at her. "What do you have in mind?"

"Claudia and Finn are planning to go to a cabin. I want to take you."

"Okay. Anything else you got up your sleeve?"

"No. Anyways want to come back to my house?"

"I have to ask my moms but yea we can." You text your moms and they both respond with a thumbs up. "You are lucky they want alone time."

"Can we have alone time?" You smack Billie's hand as she places it on your ass while walking back to the car. "Owww."

"You don't know how to behave." She settles with holding your hand. She leads you to the trunk of her car. "You are aware if you put me in the trunk my parents will kill you?"

"Not putting you in psycho. I have something for you." She opens it and you see a basket decorated with Halloween stuff on it. In the basket is a bunch of your favorite things.

"I made you a spooky basket." If anything your girlfriend simps for you like no other.

"Baby." She gestures for you to look through it. She hugs you from behind as you pull out the different items. Your favorite candies and snacks, fuzzy socks, blanket, candles, a card, and more.

"Then there is this too." It was a box. "We can fill it with pictures from this month. Just keep adding layers. I already did the inner ones tho." You look at her.

You open it and see some sexy pictures of your girlfriend. You close it quick. "I'm ready to go to your place now." You turn around and kiss her. "Let's go."

On the ride you played Frank Ocean, Alina Baraz and Sabrina Claudio.

"You never play my music."

"Because I'm with you. I thought you would be tired of hearing me play it. Also how many times have you caught me secretly singing your music and having a concert?"

"Countless times. I'm just teasing baby." You roll your eyes. Once at her house you run inside. Billie rolls her eyes. Shark greets you at the door and you pick him up. He's literally the size of you but you insist on doing it and he doesn't mind.

"So what do you want to do?" Billie asks as you carry Shark while greeting her parents.

"Ohhh can we watch Edward Scissorhands? Please."

"Babe that's not even a scary movie."

"I'll make sure they continue to put only tv static in your break and dressing room." Claudia laughs at your threat as her and Finneas come into the room.

"Okay princess. Edward with some scissor as hands it is. Let's go."

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Like Billie said you tagged along for apple picking and the pumpkin patch. Later that night you all carved pumpkins while your momma made pumpkin pie and pumpkin seeds. Some of your siblings home and visiting.

It was a full house honestly. The following 4 day weekend. You all went to the cabin in the woods. Went to some haunted houses. Watched countless scary movies. Decorated the house all out in scary stuff.

Billie had you doing countless activities. You love all of it especially tonight. You two are going to Justin Bieber's Halloween party.

"Babe I've been meaning to ask...." Billie turns towards you. "You keep saying this is your third favorite holiday. What's the other two?" She smiles and walks behind you.

"Gimme a kiss." You pucker your lips and then smile when she pulls you in for a few more. "Such a gorgeous girl. I love you."

"I love you too. Now stop being a sap. Tell me."

"Okay. Okay. So first.... Uhm is your birthday. 2nd is mine and Christmas."

"My birthday?" You ask as you stop fixing your red wig for your costume. You two are going as Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

"Yes your birthday. It's a national holiday in my book. Celebrating yo fine ass......" She start rubbing down your thighs. You pull her in for a kiss.

"Thank you baby. Let's make a short appearance then we head back to Dragon for a good time."

"I'll gladly fuck you in Dragon." You smile and shake your head. "Titties in my mouth while you ride me. Panties to the side." You move to cover her mouth as she keeps saying obscene things she'll do to you.

"Billie!" She laughs and keeps saying things. Leave it to your girlfriend to kill a romantic moment.

"Imma slut you out! Slut you out!" You groan.

"I hate you." You shake your head and sit back down. It's a lost cause. Finally you two head to the car.

"I got the mousekatool." Billie says as she throws her book bag in the back. After opening the door for you and making sure you are comfortable. Quickly kissing you. You can't help but laugh and smile.

"Behave and don't embarrass me."

"I would never love. Now let's go celebrate my 3rd favorite holiday. So I can have my favorite treat later." She says as she kisses your hand then you.

"I love you annoying."

"I love you too Ives."