Random Oneshots

Miss Us? - Jemily

You had been away on a special ops case. You, Hotch and Derek fought hard for you not to go. In the end Strauss won because you wanted her to stop paying attention to you.

Plus she put an offer on the table which you couldn't pass up. Anything for your girlfriends. To bad they are gone and you are home alone. They've been gone for a few days now and you just got back.

They have spatially talked to you. You don't blame them work first. Especially if it's a bad case.

What to do with out them though? The house is already clean. You worked out already. Twice. Grocery shopping. You could go to the office? No who are you kidding they even took Garcia with them. It will be a bunch of men trying to shoot their shot at you.

Getting absolutely no files done. Ugh you could go buy another Lego set? Actually not a bad idea. By 7:20pm you finished 2 different sets. Now you were cooking and watching TikToks.

As you plate up dinner your 10% warning flashes on the screen. You click it out the way and continues laughing at Maya Rudolph Hot Ones skit.

30 minutes later your phone just powers off.

"Fuck I forgot." You run upstairs and connect it to the charger. Then settling to clean the kitchen. You check your phone and it's still dead when you finish cleaning. "How?" Annoyed you just set it back down. You put music on and settle to take a bath.

Fuck do you miss your girlfriends. The more you say and thought about them the less and less it got innocent. Nope you have self control.

Finally you get out of the tub and check your phone once again. How? You pull the cord to find it not plugged in. Of course. Now your dirty thoughts are taking over.

Fuck it.

Emily POV

JJ and I pull in the driveway. Finally we can relax. We start cheering loudly when we see our soon to be fiancé car in the garage.

"Did she tell you she was home?"

"Yea but I honestly didn't believe her." JJ nods because you pranked them a few times with that.

They enter the house to see it's spotless. No doubt you cleaned for hours. JJ laughs quietly noticing your new legos set built on the living room table.

Yet the next sound they hear they stop everything they are doing. Looking at each other.

"Is she?"

"Without us?"

"Should we.....?" JJ gestures.

"I kind of want to watch." Emily drops her bags and takes her shoes off. JJ follows and they head up to you. They get closer to the door avoiding that one squeaky floor board.

"Jen please." You moan out. Emily rolls her eyes and JJ smiles proudly. She peeks through the crack of the door and you are teasing yourself. Something the blonde loves to do to you.

"She's just teasing herself right now." JJ tells the brunette as she slides her hand back and forth over her waist. Emily looks and she just as hot and bothered.

They both keep watching you like some pervs. The buzzing of the toy gets louder and you let out a shriek with Emily's name following.

"Em please. Please just put it in." Both of them watch and there mouths drop open as you slide the vibrator in. JJ squeeze Emily tightly and vice versa.

"Jen we have to."

"No not yet."

"I don't know how much longer I can go without touching our baby." Emily guides JJ's hand inside of her pants. Emily bits her lip to avoid moaning. JJ is surprised and gasps at how wet Emily is. Emily covers JJ's mouth not to interrupt the show.

They both watch as you keep edging yourself. As you were about to cum JJ has Emily right on the edge.

"Don't cum yet baby." JJ whispers.

"Fuck fuck. I'm cumming. I'm cumming." As you do Emily does and her knees go weak making them fall through the bedroom door. You snap up with lightening speed and cover your body. "Are you two serious? You two are freaking peeping toms."

You lay back on the bed. They both scramble up.

"You miss us?" JJ says jumping on the bed.

"I did. Until you guys ruined my orgasm."

"We can make it up to you baby. Just say the word."

"Go shower. I just changed the sheets and everything." You tell them. Playing hard to get but both of them can see right through it.

"I rather just finish the job and change the sheets again." Emily says as she kisses your face.

"Says the one that didn't have a ruined orgasm." JJ starts kissing your neck. You let out a moan because she found your sweet spot.

"Looks like your body is saying otherwise baby." You flick Emily off as she settles between your legs. A mischievous smirk on her face.

"You miss us?"

"I did now fuck me. 3 weeks to long." JJ groans because it's really been 3 weeks.

"Good thing we don't have work tomorrow." Emily says just as she licks your center. You jump and she hooks her arms under your legs locking you in place.

"No running baby."