Chapter 85 Like, what a fucking likeness!

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After eating the omelet rice, Chen Xi helped Xie Yi pack up the pens, inks, papers and inkstones, and put them in a small basket, and then the two carried one in each arm, talking and laughing as they walked towards the open space.

At this time, Lei Che and Shen Rui were working on the open space, and the foundation had basically been dug. Now, the two of them are trying to build a solid wall with the big stones dug from the mountain, and they also want to build a winter sun in the wall. A wall of fire for heating.

The houses of the two families are adjacent to each other in the east and the west, and the occupied areas are almost the same. In Lei Che and Shen Rui's plan, the two of them will share a courtyard, just like the courtyard house in the old capital of China in the previous generation. Same.

When he straightened up to wipe his sweat, he heard chattering and laughing like silver bells not far away. The bodies of the two elders shook, and they raised their heads to look in the same direction. As expected, within a short while , their respective young husbands showed up together arm in arm.

Seeing his grandfather cast a searching gaze towards him, Chen Xi squeezed his neck and cleared his throat. Today he came to the empty space to learn how to draw. What is this called? Gao Ya, do you dare to look down on him again after seeing the master!

Pretentiously puffing out his chest and raising his chin, Chen Xi imitated the walking appearance of his sister-in-law beside him, but with his cute head, he could only imitate some superficial imitations, without the essentials of learning. So this walking posture looks very awkward.

Originally, the little guy was quite cute when he walked, with his little butt twisting and twisting, every time Lei Che saw it, he couldn't help but want to go up and pinch it, but now, with his chest up and his butt up, But like a fat duck with wet feathers, it stomped on the left side and the right side, as if he was paralyzed.

After taking a look twice, Lei Che couldn't help raising his eyebrows, then lowered his head twitching at the corners of his mouth, picked up the big rock on the ground and started to work again.

I can't watch it anymore, this little bastard is messing around again, he can't even walk properly, he will definitely fall down after a while, if he sees it, I'm afraid he will have to cry about his fault again Blame it on him.

It was really as Lei Che expected, Chen Xi was so focused on flirting with his grandfather, he didn't even see a small stone running under the soles of his feet, and stepped on it, 'Pa With a ji' sound, he fell down.

A fart fell to the ground, stunned Chen Xi, damn it, he didn't finish his arrogant appearance, so he fell down so hastily?

Subconsciously, he looked in Lei Che's direction, only to find that the master had already looked away at some point. Chen Xi's little paws were clenched into fists, and he thumped the ground indignantly, very unwillingly.

Turning his big eyes around, he had an idea, Chen Xi then put his upper body on the ground, and turned towards Lei Che, pretending to be "Ouch!" The voice was exaggerated and hypocritical. Lei Che felt cold all over, and couldn't help shaking his body.

He heard it naturally, but he pretended not to hear it. In order to pretend to be a little bit, Lei Che even picked his ear with his little finger, then frowned, raised his head and looked around, but This surrounding area is in the other three directions besides Chen Xi's direction.

Seeing that his stupid big man didn't notice him at all, and started to bend down to move the stone again, while his sister-in-law, who was a few steps in front of him, turned her head and found his 'tragedy', and planned to help, Chen Xi Grinding his little canine teeth, he puffed up his cheeks angrily, like a stingy toad that would 'croak' on a rock to vent its anger every time it rained! With a cold snort, he crawled up from the ground alone, without crying or making a fuss during the whole process.

The little paws patted the dust on the knees, and carried the small basket that fell on the ground to the crook of his arms again. Chen Xi giggled at the worried Xie Yi, indicating that he was fine.

He hurriedly took a step forward, took his sister-in-law's arm and walked towards the stone mountain. When passing by Lei Che, Chen Xi stared at the wood with his big eyes, and it turned out that Lei Che was wrestling with the stone on the ground. Chen Xi was not even a bird, and the stingy toad became even angrier in an instant.

Hmph, it really is a piece of stinky wood, so it should be paired with stones.

In a fit of anger, Chen Xi and Xie Yi put pens, inks, papers and inkstones on the rocky mountain together, and then the two little ones stretched their arms and kicked their legs, you pulled me, I pushed you, and they finally climbed up the rocky mountain.

A piece of rice paper was placed in front of one of them, and a writing brush in one hand, but Xie Yi's slender and beautiful fingers were separated, his thumb was strong, and his posture was light, which is called holding a pen, while Chen Xi's short and cute five fingers were clenched into a ball A small fist, and the writing brush is tightly held in it, as if he has a grudge against the writing brush, that is called grabbing the brush.

An inkstone was placed on the upper left of the two of them. Xie Yi straightened his body and maintained a correct posture. He gently polished the ink stick in his hand, using moderate and heavy force. First, he put a small amount of water and polished it patiently. Add water and regrind.

As for Chen Xi, he tilted his head and followed suit, but he couldn't figure it out. In the end, he seemed to lose his patience. He raised his eyebrows, showing a vicious little expression, and made two clicks with his little paws. , broke the ink stick, and threw it into the inkstone with a backhand.

Looking left and right with big eyes, he picked up a small stone on the side and held it in his small paws. Chen Xi pounded hard on the ink stick in the inkstone that made him extremely uncomfortable, and smashed it down a few times. When Chen Xi finished grinding the ink and put away his hand, there was only a black thing in the inkstone, and he didn't know if it could be used or not. On the other hand, the little guy's face had one piece for his left eye and one piece for his right eye. It was the ink that splashed out just now, and it hit his eye socket just right, and he looked like a cute little panda.

Xie Yi had already finished grinding, but he was quietly waiting for Chen Xi to start writing together. In fact, he wanted to help at first, but when he turned his head, he saw his brother-in-law's face was fierce, and he wished to be with the inkstone in front of him. The appearance of the fight, Xie Yi was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound even though he felt sorry for his inkstone, because he was afraid that if his brother-in-law got upset, he would hit his head with the stone in his hand.

But now, it finally stopped, Xie Yi let out a long sigh of relief, then turned his head to look, and found Chen Xi's two black panda eyes, no matter how reserved Xie Yi was, he couldn't hold back immediately stop laughing.

Hurrying to look away, Xie Yi was laughing out of breath, while holding the pen with trembling hands, and finally, with one stroke, Shen Rui's hair was drawn crookedly, and he hurriedly tried to remedy it, but the drawing became darker and darker, Xie Yi had no choice but to change it again He took out a piece of rice paper, then held his breath and focused his mind. After calming down for a long time, he stopped snickering, but the muscles on his face were a little sore, presumably because he laughed too hard just now.

As for Chen Xi, he didn't know what Xie Yi was laughing at, what did he mean? Sneaking a glance at him and then smiling like that, is he that funny?

For some unknown reason, he touched his mouth, but the ink on his hand unknowingly stuck to his little face. Three silly cat whiskers appeared on the already horrific little face!

The big eyes watched the sister-in-law write the pen without blinking, and after only a few strokes, the outline of the elder brother was roughly drawn. Chen Xi couldn't help but exclaimed, the big eyes were shining, and then turned his head back , looking at the blank rice paper in front of him, with a high-spirited look.

The little paw took the brush and twisted it vigorously on the inkstone, and finally some ink was stained on it. Chen Xi raised his head to look at Lei Che, then lowered his head, took a deep breath, and moved the paw.

Well, Grandpa's eyebrows are thicker, so I should paint them here vigorously. Grandpa's skin is darker, so the whole thing needs to be painted a little darker.

Chen Xi tilted his head, biting the tip of the pen in his small mouth, thinking seriously. Whenever he got an inspiration, he waved his paw and moved two strokes symbolically on the rice paper. Finally made it.

Suddenly happy like a little idiot, Chen Xi stretched out his little paws, grabbed the rice paper, and then slid down the rocky mountain with a 'chuu', and ran towards his grandfather with his beginner's results. .

"Grandpa, why don't you do it now, first look at the painting I made for you, hurry up, hurry up!!" Hearing this, Lei Che straightened up with a wry smile on his face, and then relentlessly Willing to turn around.

My little husband, Lei Che, has already seen through it. Where did he make any paintings? From his point of view, it was because his sister-in-law wanted to paint, but his little guy insisted on being arty. Right now, he just hoped that the little guy wouldn't draw him too badly.

Taking the crumpled rice paper from the little guy's hand, Lei Che took a deep breath to make sure that he had prepared himself psychologically, and then slowly opened the rice paper.

As a result, the more Lei Che looked at the raised eyebrows, he saw a dark patch in the center of the rice paper. Where did the little guy draw him?

"Xiao Xi, where is Master in this painting?" Really confused, Lei Che could only ask.

As a result, when Chen Xi heard this, he looked disgusted, didn't he? Master's eyes are not working well? Such a big lump that he can't see? Stretching out his little paws and tapping the rice paper vigorously, Chen Xi tilted his

head, blinked his panda eyes, and said seriously: "Master, this is it, you can't see it, how similar is it?"

At these words, the corners of Lei Che's mouth twitched, like, how similar? Are you sure you are serious? Are you fucking kidding me?

Damn it, this little bastard, painted me as a nigger, or that kind of nigger with no nose and no eyes, black as a flying lump!

Don't say anything else, my mother has this face shape? Grow into a shoehorn, wide into a pancake? What the hell is this?

Lei Che's face became darker and darker, and finally took a deep breath, raised his head and glared at Chen Xi, lowered his voice, and growled in a voice that the little guy could only hear: "Like, really like, like me My second dick is so fucking like it!"

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