Skypaw:I can't wait for Claw-O-Ween!
Fernpaw: What's Claw-O-Ween?
Skypaw:It's a holiday where you decorate your claws to be anything and try to make them the most frightening!
Tigerstar: *in bushes* MWAHAHAHA- *gacks* I really have to work on my Mwaha's... But this will be perfect for hiding the murder of Berryclaw! *claws and pelt are stained with blood*
Flamelight: What's Claw-O-Ween?
Fernpaw: The leaders came up with this at a gathering!
Skypaw: And the prize is 1,000,000,000,000 piece of prey!
Flamelight: I'm in!
~Later...~
Cloudstar: Time to decide the winner! Everyone stand in a line!
Deathstar:Our judge is Graystar!
Graystar: *looks at every cat's claws* Oh,Tigerstar,you're participating too?! *looks at pelt and claws* O.O I-Is that BERRYCLAW?!!!!!
Tigerstar: Tricked you! It's the blood of 3,000 mice!
Graystar:It smells...Like BERRYCLAW... O_O
Clans: ATTACK!!! *starts hitting him with bananas O.O*
~In the modern Thunderclan...~
Ashclaw: ...And that was the real reason Tigerstar died, kits.
Tallkit: But if he died, then why is he behind you?
Ashclaw: What do you me- MRROW!!! *gets attacked*
~One moon later~
Toadclaw: And that was how Ashclaw died- *ashclaw attacks*
~another moon later...~
One-Eye: and that was how everyone died *gets attacked* MRROW!!!
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Twolegs: Hey this is my favorite show!
FINAL MESSAGE: THIS CURSE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR GENERATIONS. IF YOU ARE THE ONE TELLING THE STORY, YOU WILL BE IN THE CURSE. BEWARE!!!
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
