Flameheart: What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?
*BEEP*
Bramblestar: *beeeeep* *beeeep* *beeeeeeep* chop their heads off *beeeeep* soup *beeeeep* in a place no one knows *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* ^_^
*STATIC*
Firestar:To be or not to be, that is the question. *has blood on pelt and is deciding whether or not to eat the Klondike bar*
Cloudtail: IT'S NOT A QUESTION! FIRESTAR IS STUPID AND YOU SHOULDNT TRUST HIM!!!!!! CHOOSE NOT TO BE AND JUST EAT THE DARN KLONDIKE BAR!!! :D *whispers*
Firestar: CLOUDTAIL YOU MOUSEBRAIN!!! I'M FILMING A SPOOF!!!!!!
*STATICCCCCCC*
Hollyleaf: It's Black Friday, Friday, I'm gonna steal bars on Friday! I'm gonna need another napkin, napkin... *has blood of cats she had to kill to get to a Klondike Bar on pelt*
Lionblaze: *crunch* *crunch*
Hollyleaf: What are you doing??????
Lionblaze: *turns around with bone in mouth* Eating bones. StarClan says we shouldnt waste food.
Hollyleaf: O_O CANNIBALISM!!! *runs away*
*STTTTTTTTTAAAAATTTIIIICCCC*
BlueStar: *twerks*
StarClan: o_e
*BEEEEEEEEEEEP* ((Wrong scene))
Longtail: *sneaks into factory* *looks both ways* *dives into ice machine and steals Klondike Bar* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Later...
Longtail: *gets hypothermia* *last words* No matter what, never do anything for a Klondike Bar. *dies* XP
*statistics*
Cloudtail: ((Static*)) Nothing.
Flameheart: What?
Cloudtail: Nothing. What's the point of eating Klondike Bars in winter if it's just going to freeze your stomach to death?!!!!!!
Flameheart: -.- You ruin my fun......
Cloudtail: >:D What would you do for a Klondike Bar? *looks at you creepily and stares into soul* Tell me...... Or die!!! *holds up chainsaw*
Flameheart: *whispers* TELL HIM. OR HE WILL FIND YOU, AND HE WILL KILL YOU!!! O_O
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanficWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
