Squirrelkit: Sandstorm, how were we born?
Sandstorm: Well, it started like this...:
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StarClan: WE HAVE TOO MUCH FRESH KILL!!!
Goosefeather: What should we do with the extra Fresh Kill?
Moonflower: I know, let's call Nyan Cat over! *dials number*
Nyan Cat: *steals Harry Potter's wand* Expectro Patronom!!! *lots of kits appear*
StarClan: We shall send them down to the clans! *blows whistle* *Pelicans appear and carry kits in a piece of cloth and deliver them to clans*
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Sandstorm: And that's how you were born.
Leafkit and Squirrelkit: But you said Nyan Cat wasn't real! D:
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Few seasons after...
Squirrelflight: YOU LIED TO US, SANDSTORM!!! HOW DARE YOU?!!!
Leafpool: That's not how I had kits!!! Whoops......
Sandstorm and Squirrelflight: YOU DID WHAT?!!!!!!
Leafpool: 30 bucks this never happened and you never heard me
Sandstorm and Squirrelflight: DEAL.
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
