Warrior Spoofs

Bramblestar's Christmas Album

Flameheart: Hey you!

Cloudtail: Who me?

Flameheart: Yea, you! Do you ever get bored of singing the same Christmas songs each year?

Cloudtail: No-!

Flameheart: Great! Now you can purchase a Christmas Album by Bramblestar of 2013!!!! And it's very cheap!!! One CD is $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99!!!!!!

Cloudtail: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS A DOLLAR?!!!

Flameheart: Here are his songs:

Jingle Bells

Bramblestar: Crashing through the snow, in a no-horse closed cage... Over the camp we go... Screaming all the way... Bells on Twolegs ring, piercing through my ears! What death it is to ride and scream on a bloody sleigh tonight! NO MORE BELLS! NO MORE BELLS! NO MORE BELLS TONIGHT! Oh what hor-ror it is to ride in a no-horse closed cage! (HELP! I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY TWOLEGS! CURSE YOU FLAMEHEART) NO MORE BELLS! NO MORE BELLS! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! Oh what hor-ror it is to ride in a no-horse closed cage! *screams*

Jingle Bell Rock

Bramblestar: THAT'S PRACTICALLY THE SAME SONG AS JINGLE BELLS!

Flameheart: JUST. SING.

Bramblestar: -_-' ^_^ Jingle bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Stick! *holds Jayfeather's stick* Jingle Bells swing and jingle bells ring! Blowing up bushes is very fun, now the jingle hop has begun *^* Jingle bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell stick! Jingle bells chime-!

Jayfeather: GIMME MUH STICK BACK!!!!!! =T_T=

All I Want For Christmas (Ft. Cloudtail)

Cloudtail: I want a lot for Christmas, there's a lot of things I need! I don't know what're presents, and why they're under trees... I just want you to go die, so I could become leader-! *sticks pin in voodoo doll of Firestar*

Bramblestar: CUTTTT!! RESPECT THE LEADER!

Cloudtail: Make my wish come true, I-! *gets hit by lightning ball*

In StarClan:

Firestar: ^_^

Flameheart: O_O' The songs have been cut short due to technical difficulties. *static*