Cloudtail: *high on Catmint* In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we have lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of Moonwalkers! I AM. THE KING OF MOONWALKERS!!! *walks on moon*
Firestar: *paw palms* CURSE YOU JAYFEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY U GIVE HIM TOO MUCH CATMINT?!!!!!!!!!!!
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
