Brambleclaw: Alright Berrynose, you are going with Squirrelflight, Whitewing, and Foxleap on the dawn patrol...
Squirrelflight: Yay! ^_^
Whitewing: I'm stuck with idiots...
Foxleap: ......*asleep*
Berrynose: ^_^ *turns music on* But first, let me take a selfie-!
Brambleclaw: -.-' *smacks Berrynose on head with guitar*
Squirrelflight: ^_^' You should probably find a place to hide dead bodies...
Brambleclaw: .................................
But first, let me take a selfie! :D
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"