Bluekit: Moonflower, why doesn't anyone trust Goosefeather anymore?
Moonflower: Umm....
Goosefeather: *high pitched voice* A B C D E F G GUMMY BEARS ARE CHASING ME! ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE! ONE IS CHEWING AT MY SHOE! NOW I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE! CAUSE THE RED ONE GOT A KNIFE! *stops singing* *eats catmint and starts slurring* PINESHTAR!!! WE SHOULD ASHACK WINDSHLAN!!!
Pinestar: Very well...
Many many many many many seasons later in StarClan...
Goosefeather: HEY SHPOTTEDLEAF! HOW COME WE COULD SHALK ON SHLOUDS?!! ARENT WE SHAPOSED TO FALL SHROUGH THEM?!!
Bluestar: Someone kill me now...
Goosefeather: Sheh?!! SHAT DID YOU SHAY?!!! WELL DO! *throws lightning ball at Bluestar*
Spottedleaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Moonflower: WHY DID MY KIN HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT?!!! *cat paws*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
