*NOTE: WATCH "THE KNIFE SONG, FULL VERSION" ON CATTUBE BEFORE YOU READ THIS SO IT WILL MAKE SENSE.
=====================================================================================
Hollyleaf: I am getting my revenge, so Scourge the cat can pay! I start by getting all my knives and sharpening my blades! I'll chop his whiskers off, then grab my knife and play, and spread across his legs, and this is what you say! Oh, he has all his paws, the knife goes chop chop chop! I will miss the spaces in between, so his paws will come off! I will hit his paws, and the blood will soon come out! But all the same, I do this game, so I will get revenge! No, I won't use a pencil, I won't use a pen! The only way is a knife, violence is my friend! Lionblaze will kill me, cause I stole his knife! But all the same, I will kill Scourge because he stole my pies!
Scourge: *wakes up* Oh, thank blood! It was all a dream!
Hollyleaf and Lionblaze: Now it's not! *evil grins*
Scourge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
