Tigerstar: *sings in a horrible voice* Baby baby baby Oh! Baby baby baby Oh!
Scourge: SHUT UP!!!!!! YOUR SINGING SUCKS AND I WISH TO NEVER HEAR YOU AGAIN!!!*kills Tigerstar and takes away all 9 lives*
Firestar: *kills Scourge* AND THAT'S FOR STEALING MY PIZZAS!!!!!!
In the place that no cat wants to go......
Tigerstar: Baby baby baby oh! Baby baby baby oh! *sings off tune*
Scourge: SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!
Firestar: *appears from StarClan* Will do. *kills Scourge AND Tigerstar*
Meanwhile...
Tigerstar: Oh say can you see?!!!! Firestar killed us three!!!*off tune*
Scourge: *eye twitches* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS 2 OF US YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Nightheart: *appears from StarClan*
Scourge: Whadoya want?! *eye twitches*
Nightheart: *throws pies at Tigerstar and Scourge* *disappears*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
