Cloudtail: *turns on intense music and puts on shades* Welcome to Warriors: Epic Meal Time! Contestant: Longtail! Now, BEGIN!!!
Longtail: *turns on more intense music* Open the fridge, take out bacon strips! Add more bacon strips! Add the grease! Add some mice and catmint! *turns music on louder* IT'S ABOUT TO GET MORE EPIC EPIC EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Add pizza to the roll and put it in the dough!!! Put it in the oven! Walk out of the kitchen like a boss, scratch a dog like a boss, Do a split in SLLLOOOOWWW MMMOOODDDEEE! 10 seconds left! Jump over a building! Knock out Scourge! Fight 30 battles!!! *gets in kitchen* 5...4...3...1...2...1...0!! *beep beep beep* Now, EAT LIKE A BOSS!!! *shoves pizza and bacon into mouth epically*
Cloudtail: 23,400+ 34,546=... 57,946 total Micelories!!! Longtail, you'll die if you eat that much!
*Note: Micelories= Twoleg Calories
Mousefur: Let him die. He's been a complete pervert these last days! -_-"
Longtail: I AM THE CATMAN!!! *is high on catmint*
Mousefur: Oh god why?... I'm surrounded by an idiot... (/_-) *bad paw palm*
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Author's Note: WATCH EPICMEALTIME ON CATTUBE!!! FOR BACON LOVERS, THEY USE A TON OF BACON!!!
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FanfikceWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
