Firestar: Cloudtail, you have been absent from patrol for 3 moons and you disappeared in that time, so I have no choice but to BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cloudtail: *dazed*
Firestar:...So your punishment is- AGHH!!! *gets hit by fish*
Cloudtail: I'm not an apprentice anymore, Firestar! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! >:D
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Warrior Spoofs
FanficWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
