QUICK NOTE: FEATHERWING AND MISTWHISKER ARE IDENTICAL SISTERS.
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Featherwing: Hey, that's MY dress!!!
Mistwhisker: No, it's MINE!!! It has MY stain on there!
Featherwing: Well, it has MY claw polish!!!
Mistwhisker: Well, guess what?
Featherwing: WHAT?!!!
Mistwhisker: You're ugly!
Featherwing: That means you would be calling yourself ugly, too! We're identical!
Mistwhisker: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WELL *beep* THAT.
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"