Bluestar: Welcome to ThunderClan, Rusty. You're just in time for a traditional ritual called Sharing Tongues.
Rusty: *looks around and sees cats with knoves chopping their tongues off then trading with another cat then stapling the tongues back* O_O" Uh, I'll pass......
Bluestar: DO IT!!!!!! *holds up grenade*
Rusty: O_O' .....................................
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
