Bramblestar: *up on roof* So, Squirrelflight... Let's discuss what we are going to do about the-! *gets pushed off tower* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-!!!!
Squirrelflight: *removes mask* *is Tigerstar* I knew he was an idiot! >:D
Later...
*CRASH*
Hawkfrost: AAAAAAHHH! O_O
Bramblestar: Hello.
Hawkfrost: You fell like 40 tree-lengths!
Bramblestar: And would you believe that at the bottom of those 40 tree-lengths was a crate full of marshmallows.
Hawkfrost: No. -.-
Bramblestar: And you'd be right.
Hawkfrost: So how did you live?
Bramblestar: Love.
Hawkfrost: Love?
Bramblestar: Love.
Hawkfrost: Who's love?
Bramblestar: Your love.
Hawkfrost: My love?
Bramblestar: Yes.
Hawkfrost: ......WTH are you talking about?
Bramblestar: I don't really know, I hit my head pretty hard...
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
