Hollyleaf: ...*silent*
Crowfeather: *awkward silence*
Hollyleaf: The reason I came to WindClan was to tell you something, you know?
Crowfeather: ......................And?
Hollyleaf: .............................*silent* You're my father, Crowfeather.
Crowfeather: .......................What?
Hollyleaf: .............I know it's a lot to take in-!
Crowfeather: .........WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTT?!!!!!!!!!
(°_°) WHOSE DAUGHTER ARE YOU?!!! NIGHTCLOUD, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, FEATHERPAW, MISTYFOOT, BREEZEPELT, LONGTAIL! .........No, the fur color's off!
Hollyleaf: (°_°) ಠ_ರೃ ........ I can't believe you're my father.
Crowfeather: *snaps fingers* YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE DAUGHTER OF TIGERSTAR! ...LIKE, YOU'RE THE SAME GENDER! :D
Hollyleaf: ...... *face paws*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
