Cloudkit: Brindleface, can I get a pool?
Brindleface: I don't know what the heck is a pool and STOP BOTHERING ME FOR 5 MOONS STRAIGHT WHILE YOUR ANSWER IS JUST GONNA BE NO!!!
Cloudkit: But Brindleface... I really want a pool so I can swim and bathe and swim and bathe!!! PLEASE!!!
Brindleface: WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BUY A POOL!!! GO DROWN YOURSELF!!!
Cloudkit: I can't! It's Leaf Bare and it's too cold! We also don't have a pool!
Brindleface: I'll buy one. >:D
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Warrior Spoofs
FanficWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
