Graystripe: Come to my place for a fresh cookie, waffle, pie, or pizza! Mine are better than Scourge's!
Scourge: Come to MY place! I have awesome food! *food is burnt and has dog teeth in it*
Hollyleaf:Let's get some thoughts on their Coopieaffzerias and which one's better!
Mousefur: Scourge's food SUCKS! It's all burnt and there's always dog teeth in it! His food killed Tigerstar! That's the only "good" part
Scourge:Welcome in Mousefur! Would you like a pizza?
Mousefur: HECK NO YOUR FOOD IS ALL FOX DUNG!!! GO EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *throws pie at face*
Scourge:NOOO!!! YOU RUINED MY GOOD LUCKS!!!
Mousefur: UGLY HAG!!! Even Longtail's better than you!
Hollyleaf: Uh anyway... Let me do a taste test... *walks inside Graystripe's Coopieaffzeria* I would like a pizza with mice and catmint!
Graystripe: *Bows* Will do! *comes back 10 minutes later with fresh pizza*
Hollyleaf: HOLY COW STARCLAN!!! THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME!!! What's your secret to the cheese?!
Graystripe: Follow me, then! *goes to bacon room* *Bows with bacon in paws* Sun, please cook my bacon! *presses button* ZAPP!!!! *sun electrocutes him and his pelt turns black with fresh bacon*
Hollyleaf: *picks up bacon and eats it* =^_^= Thanks for the food! I'm now going to that idiot Scourge's Coopieaffzeria...
Scourge: Please come in! *gives burnt pizza with dog teeth*
Hollyleaf: *takes bite* O_O *spits out* WHAT THE HECK DID YOU PUT IN HERE?!!! I'LL SHRED YOUR PELT- JUST LIKE HOW I KILLED ASHFUR... *unsheathes claws*
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BEEP!!! THIS SCENE IS CENSORED
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Hollyleaf: *cooks soup* MWAHAHA!!!
Jayfeather: Hey can I have some soup?
Hollyleaf: Sure!!! HEHHEHHEH... *has Scourge's flesh inside O_O*
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: NOTE THAT SOME CHARACTERS MAY NOT BE IN THE SAME EVENTS WITH ONE ANOTHER. THIS IS SIMPLY A SPOOF. *BEEP*
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
