Cloudtail: Hey, want to play Candy Crush?
Brightheart: Sure!!!
Cloudtail: Get a machine gun. I'll get a chainsaw.
Brightheart: Sure! *takes machine gun*
Cloudtail: *steals Flameheart's chainsaw* >:D Alright then, let's BEGIN!!!
Brightheart: *turns on dubstep music*
Cloudtail: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! *chops candy with chainsaw* KARATE CHOP!!!
Brightheart: MACHINE GUN!!! *fires at candy*
Cloudtail: *takes bunch and eats it*
Brightheart: IMA FIRE-! *cannon explodes at candy*
Firestar: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY CAMP!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flameheart: AND GIVE ME BACK MY CHAINSAW!!!!!! Hey, Firestar can I help you kill Cloudtail?
Firestar: Sure, why not? *hands over grenade* Let's go!!!
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
