Cloudtail: *tapes pop tart to Cinderpelt while she's sleeping* *ties bottle of coke with mentos onto her and opens bottle*
Cinderpelt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *flies while Nyan Cat Music comes ln*
Cloudtail: Hasta La Vista Cinderpelt!!! >:D
Firestar: *gets machine gun* Flameheart, quick!
Flameheart: Alright! *holds pile of grenades and throws at Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Firestar: For everything bad you done... YOU DESERVE THIS!!!
Flameheart: *throws another grenade* *whole world explodes*
Shadowbear: *paw palms* You didn't have to go overboard... *walks happily away like nothing happens :D*
Leafkit: Dang it! The Twolegs were right... The world ended...
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
