NOTE: READ THE BOOKS BEFORE READING THIS SO THIS WILL MAKE MORE SENSE.
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1. The Warrior's Stone
Fireheart: *goes to Catwarts and meets Graystripe and Sandstorm*
Graystripe: Hey I'm Graystripe *eats chocolate mouse*
Sandstorm: *in snotty way* And I'M Sandstorm! HOLY CRICKET YOU'RE FIREHEART!!!O_O
Later....
The Stick: Fireheart, your clan will be..... THUNDERCLAN!!!!!
Thunderclan: Yay!!!
Darkstripe: Welcome, Kittypet! *snarls*
{Fast forwards}
Tigerclaw: GIVE ME THE WARRIOR'S STONE!!!
Fireheart: NEVER!!! *attacks and falls unconscious*
Bluestar: His fighting sucks =_= *saves him and brings him back*
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2.The Territory of Secrets
Clans: *goes to new land* WOAH!!!
Leaders: *fighting over land*
{Fast Forwards}
Brambleclaw: *fights cats*
Leafpool: *almost falls but Crowfeather saves her and all's well, it ends well-NOT!!!* ((This one sucked caise I was too lazy to wrote the whole thing DX))
Crowfeather: Leafpool, you walk in my dreams.
Leafpool: *imagines herself walking on his head while he's dreamingO_O* SAY WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3.The Prisoner of Thunderclan
Yellowfang: I am your mother.
Brokentail: You're my what?! *is a prisoner*
Hollyleaf: *turns into leopard* I AM NIGHTY.
Jayfeather: *turns into wolf* I AM MOONY.
Lionblaze: *turns into lion* I AM SUNNY!!! :D *turns bright then explodes*
Everyone: O_O
Me: Uh, anyway continue the show!!! And thanks for the pies and cookies! *static*
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4.The Pelt of Fire
Bluestar: Mistyfoot, Stonefur, please forgive me...
Mistyfoot and Stonefur: We forgive you.
Bluestar: F-Fireheart...
Fireheart: What is it?
Bluestar:*uses megaphone* YOU ARE THE FIRE THAT WILL SAVE THE CLANS!!! *dies*
Everyone: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5.The Gathering of the Clans
At the Gathering...
Firestar: We have found unicorns farting rainbows on our territory eating the pop tart off of Nyan Cat. Otherwise, the prey is running horrible and we are well fed.
Blackstar: I just noticed my paws are black and my pelt is white, so I drove Sol out for doing this to my pelt. The prey is running wonderful and we are starving to death.
Leopardstar: The whole lake dried up, we won the contest of Gangnam Style, and Mistyfoot is the worst deputy ever.
Onestar: We found Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, and Ravenclaws on our territory. There are 1 million new warriors. *takes out loooong list*
1 moon later...
Onestar:... And Darkfoot. Ahh!!! A new Gathering! Well there are 1 million new warriors!
Everyone: *piles of bones*
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6.The Half-Clan Warrior
Mistyfoot: I am in 2 clans...... *expressionless* *cuts 2 clans in half* I am.... HALF CLAN!!!!!!
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7.The Deathly Leader
Tigerstar: You will never win, kittypet!!!
Firestar: Oh really?! *throws pies with grenades*
Tigerstar: *explodes*
Shadowbear: Yay!!!!! :D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!
Flameheart: TOO. MUCH. HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
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Flameheart: This was the worst spoof EVER written...
Fangtooth: Oi! Shadowbear! YOU'RE A STUPID SHE-CAT!!!!! *bursts out laughing*
Shadowbear: *happy and mad* YAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!! *kills him with EXTREMELY cute puppies*
Fangtooth: TOO. MUCH. CUTENESS!!!! *dies*
Flameheart: TOO. MUCH. HAPPINESS!!! *dies* X X
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
