Meanwhile in StarClan...
Bluestar: *sends prophecy to Jayfeather*
Later...
Jayfeather: *asleep*
Dream:
Rock: Jayfeather, I am your father. I also forgot to give you a stick for your birthday, but whatever... Meet me at the tunnel. ASAP!!!
Jayfeather: ... Seriously StarClan?..... A talking rock?..... What in StarClan is a birthday?...
Much later...
Jayfeather: *walks towards tunnel*
Rock: Get off me you heavy furball! StarClan, you're so fat...
Jayfeather: A talking rock?... *throws rock into river*
Rock: AKDKEDOSJCO SOCKJ SKALSMXA XX A XLMM!!! *disappears*
Jayfeather: Oh what's this?! *sees stick* *picks up* AVADA KEDAVRA!! *points at mouse*
Mouse: *dies*
Longtail: YOU KILLED MOUSEFUR!!!
Jayfeather: Oops... RUN!! *runs away*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
