Flameheart: Good evening, Warriors! I will be your host for Jeopardy! Today's categories are: Prey, Herbs, Territory, Dumbness and Smartness, and... Flying???!!!??? Our contestants are: Firestar, Cloudtail, and Goosefeather from StarClan! Firestar, choose a category!
Firestar: Dumbness for 200 mice. ^^
Flameheart: Feathertail died in the Crow food eating clan in the mountains and is an apprentice-!
Cloudtail: *buzzes in* ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! HEYYA!!! HEYYA!!! HEYYA!! POTATOES!!! HEYYA!!! HEYYA!!! HEYYA!!! POTATOES!!! ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY-!
Flameheart: WRONG!!! YOU OWE US 200 MICE!!! Firestar?
Firestar: What is Goosefeather?
Goosefeather: *buzzes in* AN AWESOME GUMMY BEAR EATER!!! I LIKE CATMINT!!!!!! HUFFLEPUFFS!!! QUESTION TIME!!! I AM THE AWESOMEST OF THEM ALL!!!
Flameheart: ......-_-' That is not how Jeopardy works, Goosefeather! Anyway, continue Firestar!
Firestar: Flying for 1000 mice.
Flameheart: Crow Food eating clan-!
Goosefeather: *buzzes in* MOTHER FATHER THUNDERCLAN!!! I-I'M A MEDICINE CAT THUNDERCLAN!!!
Flameheart: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP-!
Goosefeather: Huh?
Flameheart:CAN YOU-?!
Goosefeather: What?
Flameheart: Will you-!
Goosefeather: Wha?
Flameheart: JUST LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!!!
Goosefeather: GUMMY BEARS!!! CATMINT IS FOR STOMACHACHE, YARROW IS FOR BLINDNESS, AND DEATHBERRIES ARE FOR DIARRHEA!!!
Cloudtail: *buzzes in* FEATHERTAIL!!! HE ATE FEATHERTAIL!!!
Flameheart: *cat paws* C-Cloudtail... YOU GOT THE CORRECT ANSWER!!! AAAAHHH!!!
Everyone: *gasps* HOLY STARCLAN... HE ANSWERED IT RIGHT!!!
Flameheart: Anyway, Cloudtail! O.O'
Cloudtail: Herbs for $10.00 mice!
Flameheart: *double cat paws* THERE IS NO DOT!!! 1000 MICE, CLOUDTAIL!!! 1000!!! Anyway, cure for diarrhea-!
Goosefeather: *buzzes in* DEATHBERRIES!!!
Flameheart: STOP INTERRUPTING!!! Wait, why isn't Firestar buzzing in??? *looks at Firestar*
Firestar: *faints*
Flameheart: Uh... SOMEBODY CALL 911!!! FIRESTAR FAINTED AND HAD A SEIZURE!!! Wo-o-oah!
Fangtooth: WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911?!
Flameheart: *cat paws*
Shadowbear: *double cat paws*
Nightheart: *triple cat paws*
Amberstar: *quadruple cat paws* Aparently we're out of time... See you next time for Jeopardy! *turns Jeopardy music on*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
