Jaypaw: What herbs do you need this time, Leafpool?
Leafpool: *looks at rotting catmint* *angry* FOX DUNG!!!
Jaypaw: Fox dung isn't a herb... ARE YOU MOUSE BRAINED?! DO YOU WANT TO KILL FIRESTAR WITH FOX DUNG?!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!! *attacks*
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In Starclan:
Bluestar:NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!
Longtail: I'm bringing sexy back!
Leopardstar: I believe I can fly!!! I believe I can touch the sky!!! *jumps and floats in air*
Leafpool: I'm. Surrounded. By. IDIOTS!!!! *eye twitches and screams* I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN THIS PLACE ANYMORE!!! *goes to Dark Forest and never comes out O_O*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
